Friday, December 10, 2010

No man's land. Tanya's hang out.

David, Stacey and Tanya are gathered around John's desk.

Tanya

'So you know Cindy is the Account Supervisor on Herbs old account. And I'm the Account Executive on it...a lot is going to be done out of the Atlanta Office. Creative is going to be out of New York.'

John

'I like Cindy. She's nice...like a buddy.'

David groans.

Tanya

'I like her too...and not because she's a sisterr,'

David

'No freak'n way. What is everyone gay?'

John

'I don't care.'

Tanya

'Thank you John.'

David

'I care You're hot and you are probably with a girl who is also hot. That's two girls out of the pool.'

Stacey

'He's complimenting you.'

Tanya

'Wanna meet her?'

David

'Sure...sometime.'

Tanya

'We can meet where I hang out: No man's land.'

Tanya looks at David

'Get it?'

David

'I love watching hot Lesbian action. Will anyone be making out?'

Stacey to David

'You won't.'

The gang gets out of their cab in front of the Lesbian Bar. Tanya leads them inside. The bar is cozy, almost like an Hunt Club feel with evergreen lampshads on gold table lamps. The patrons are dressed in corporate clothes.

David whispers in John's ear.

'They look normal...like they just came from an office.'

Tanya

'They did. What did you expect...a porn lesbian lovers scene.'

David

'Would that be asking so much.'

Tanya grabs a beautiful blonde.

Tanya

'This is my Melissa.'

John and Stacey shake her hand

David flips his hand up.

'Hey'

Melissa

'So are you all going to be working on Tanya's new account.'

David

'Or Herb's old account.'

Melissa

'We finally are going to have the money to move into a bigger place.'

Stacey

'Here's to moving up.'

The gang 'clinks' glasses.

David

'While someone else moves down.'

Tanya takes Melissa's hand

'Well David. We're here to have fun. Anyone else wanna dance?'

Stacey

'Sure.'

John follows. He feels pretty comfortable that he's going to dance because he realizes almost no woman in the bar will be watching him.

David sits at the table watching the scene and is joined by a beautiful red head.

Sherry

'Hi there. You mind?'

David

'No sit.'

Sherry

'Sooo, come here often.'

Sherry laughs

David

'Yeah, it's on my way from Tiffany's where I go to look at all the pretty little things I'll never have.'

Sherry teasingly.

'Pretty little THINGS?'

David

'Oh first we're objects...than as a couple we take turns being subjects.'

Sheery

'O.K. I'll go with that. So what do you do?'

David

'I'm an artist.'

Sherry

'So you're a pain in the ass.'

David

'It's a gift.'

A cute Indian-American woman walks up to the gang dancing. Waving at Tanya she says:

D. Patel

'Hey, I made it.'

Tanya hugs her.

Tanya

'This is Melissa, John and Stacey.

'Guys. this is D. Patel. She's my new coordinator on Herb's old account.'

Back at the table.

Sherry

'So here's my number. But just to tell you. Almost all the women here are here to meet another woman. Lot's want the whole marriage thing...but with a woman.'

David

'I know what a Lesbian is...'

Sherry kisses on the cheek.

'Nice meeting you. Call me. Don't be a guy.'

David

'I'll call you like a little girl.'

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