Randomness

John is sitting in a wicker chair on a glassed in porch. His Aunt is cleaning the windows.

TEXT TO ADJIN  FROM JOHN

Bad idea bro

TEXT TO JOHN FROM ADJIN

Thought you’d have my back

TEXT TO ADJIN FROM JOHN

You want me to have your front. You want to take your dad’s Viagra, then go to the club. AND have me stand in front of you if something goes wrong. That’s the last place I wanna be standing with you on Viagra.

TEXT TO JOHN FROM ADJIN

Trying to reach out to girls

TEXT TO ADJIN FROM JOHN

Reach out blahaaaaaaaaaaa

Aunt Margaret

‘Texting, texting, texting. What do you kids have to talk about so much.’

John

‘Ooo, here’s one from Father Thomas’

TEXT TO JOHN FROM FATHER THOMAS

‘Jesus…a dude who always has your back.’  For this Sunday’s Mass. Pretty cool whut?

John thinks…I just texted has your back…WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TEXT TO FATHER THOMAS FROM JOHN

Sounds good, Father you didn’t get a text from me by mistake...did u?

TEXT TO JOHN FROM FATHER THOMAS

No. See you @11. Don’t sit behind Linda. She already knows how to kneel….she doesn’t need you watching her.

John thinks to himself....watching girl's butt...Mass.  The word Mass has ass in it. Do I have to confess that  thought?

TEXT TO JOHN FROM ADJIN

2^nd idea. You know how a girl is getting into you. But you’ve been drinking beers. So you get up and go to the bathroom and when you come back  to the bar…some other guy is talking to her?

TEXT FROM JOHN  TO ADJIN

Yeah but I figure she really wasn’t into me then.

TEXT FROM ADJIN TO JOHN

One word. Depends. That adult diaper

John thinks. He’s gonna talk sh…to a girl and pee at the same time?

TEXT TO ADJIN FROM JOHN

If we are walking to the club….and I hear paper crumbling noises coming from your jeans….I'll know you are wearing diapers...

TEXT FROM KEITH, CREATIVE DIRECTOR TO JOHN

For corporate. You have to do a written self evaluation

TEXT TO KEITH, CREATIVE FROM JOHN

Self evaluation? Then I’m gonna say I’m great.

TEXT TO JOHN FROM KEITH, CREATIVE DIRECTOR

‘No you will not say you are great.' There are specific metrics and goals to meet each month. I’ll explain Monday.

Aunt Margaret wiping the last window

‘I think this technology you kids are into is great.’

John

‘Phones?’

Aunt Margaret

‘In my time we had to wait ‘til after Mass to talk to Father…anytime you want…you can just text him. How cool is that?’

John

‘So cool’

Aunt Margaret goes off the porch…and returns with a dragon fly mobile and hangs it on a hook.

‘I'm into technology too. These dragon flies are solar powered to glow in the dark’

John thinks…I’m speechless.