The Unofficial MTV, Jersey Shore Tour.

　
Text to John's phone from David

Sooo...ur surfing?

Text to David's phone from John

Almost, I'm on a bench on the boardwalk...waxing my board.

Text to John's phone

When Bernie told u 2 go surf...he meant surf the net 4 more ideas.

Text to David's phone

OMG am I fired?

Text to John's phone

No. He liked your ideas. He's charging the client for your...surf-day holiday

John looks up and can't believe his eyes. Adjin, with a raised tour guide flag, is leading a small group of tourists to the Beachcomber Bar.

Adjin

'And here is the bar where Snookie got punched in the face.'

The group turns and takes pictures of the bar with historically correct polynesian-Italian, New Jersey decor. Adjin then spins around and faces John.

Adjin

'Follow me this way to the beach where Snookie got arrested for annoying people. And look...'

Adjin points at John

'Here is the surfer seen on the opening credits.'

The crowd looks at John. They raise their cameras to take a picture. But then put them down when John says:

John

'Oh what....is there a surfer falling off his board like someone who doesn't surf. That wasn't me.'

The crowd looks at Adjin.

Adjin to the crowd

'No... picture this iconic surfer shot. The sunrise behind him. The surfer makes an expertly sharp turn to ride the wave's crest. Water droplets splash up and catch the colors of dawn as the surfer rides down the moving mountain...that is the perfect wave. Jersey Shore, MTV comes across the tv screen.'

The crowd turns back to look at John

John

'oh...that could have been me.'

The crowd raises their cameras and takes pictures of John. Then they lean on the fence at the edge of the boardwalk and take a picture of the empty beach where Snookie was arrested.

Adjin

'Good news people. Orange shorts with 'I heart Snookie' on the crotch are now on sale-3 for $15.'

John

'3...great deal...cause people didn't want to buy just 1.'

Text to John's phone from David

What's going on?

Text from John's phone to David

u NYers have Broadway & art museums....we have the Jersey Shore tour...punching and hurling spots

Text from David

touring to a Jersey Shore Hurl of Fame

Text to David

that would b Club Karma

Adjin

'And now we leave the boardwalk to T-H-E Club Karma...where fists are pumped and lovers dumped.'

Adjin smiles with a big, phony wink at John like he's proud of himself.

John's celebrity status grows by a little bit. He feels cool waxing his board....coolness doesn't last.