Hit the butt ball

All the desks in front of the windowed offices are now filled with people talking and laughing on the phone, and alternately, yelling questions regarding publications to the Account Executives in the offices. The agency has taken on the ambience of a fun, out-of-control school lunch room.

Wow, I'm really getting through these pitches John thought as he finished the fourth one. So he hardly noticed when an ad slipped across his desk.

Jill

'What do you think of this?'

 John reads the ad.

John

'Wow. What an ignorant ad.'

Jill

'Thanks. I wrote that. I went to Columbia Uinversity. Do better.'

Jill walks quickly away.

John

'O.K. I meant boring...'

Jill runs into her office.

Jill

'Client hated it too.'

John rewrites ad really fast with a headline and alternate headline. Jill yells from her office.

Jill

'Love it. Sending to my client. I'm just tightening a few things.'

David runs up to John's desk.

Daivid

'So, I see you've met J-i-l-l.'

John

'She's nice.'

David

'No. They all talk and they like what you and I did for Hoffmann. See my email.'

John opens email from David.

John

'David, these are reallly brilliant. Your design is great.'

David

'I know.'

Bernie walking by.

Bernie

"I see talking...not arting David.'

David

Thanks to this guy, we're all backed up. He did 4 pitches in 4 hours.'

Bernie smiles and keeps walking.

David

'Lunch later? I'll telll you how I play hit the butt ball.'

John

'Oh, you're Gay. That's cool.'

David

'I'm not queer. I just hit golf balls at the butts of golfers.'