Stacey, John, David, Girl Patel, Patty leave the comedy club in the Lower East Side of Manhattan.
David to John
She was really funny.
John
I'm so relieved.
David
the best part was her busting on you. And the randomness comments. What did you write?
John
All of it.
David
What do you mean? She joked about you getting coke cola served by the waiter...that was funny but she came up with that right?
John
No. We sat down and planned out the whole...thing. Like at work I did say to her, hey I discovered this great actress on Twitter. So she thought it was some new person to acting. And I said Mia Farrow. And she said OMG you make me feel old. And whenever I'd come in from lunch I'd have my super sized coke from McDonald's. And she'd be eating some diet salad thing at her desk. So she'd say: that better be diet coke. And I'd say it wasn't. And she'd say: You're young, you drink regular coke, you're thin. I hate you. And then she's Gay sometimes...so I asked about the misconceptions about Lesbians....so I wrote this stuff about flannel shirts, and lady truck drivers and then I saw a show about serial killer straight men truck drivers. So I thought it would be funny to have the stereotyped Lesbian truck drivers protecting the female hitch hikers...and then you know she's Jewish so we added that in....and Joan Rivers made fun of Rose Mcgowan from Charmed...so it's on.
David
So that was made up with the waiter. She was repeating how she beat on you at work about drinking big cokes....
John
Yup. She forgot one joke. You know I'm into Chelsea Handler and her gang of comics. So I wanted to goof on myself. I wanted her to say: he's so Catholic, he bought Josh Wolf's too funny book, It takes Balls and put a piece of tape over the 'B'....so his cover of the book reads It takes alls. But she forgot it or something. Thank God the audience laughed at everything else.
David
Tell me you didn't really put tape over the 'B ' in It takes Balls.
John
Hey David...across the street. Is that a rat? A real New York City rat?
David
Nice try. You did put tape over the 'B' in balls. Dude, I am so glad you ended up in New York. It's like your therapy.
John
Or I'm your therapy. And how does that make you feel...
David
Not like putting f-ing tape over the 'b' in balls.
David to John
She was really funny.
John
I'm so relieved.
David
the best part was her busting on you. And the randomness comments. What did you write?
John
All of it.
David
What do you mean? She joked about you getting coke cola served by the waiter...that was funny but she came up with that right?
John
No. We sat down and planned out the whole...thing. Like at work I did say to her, hey I discovered this great actress on Twitter. So she thought it was some new person to acting. And I said Mia Farrow. And she said OMG you make me feel old. And whenever I'd come in from lunch I'd have my super sized coke from McDonald's. And she'd be eating some diet salad thing at her desk. So she'd say: that better be diet coke. And I'd say it wasn't. And she'd say: You're young, you drink regular coke, you're thin. I hate you. And then she's Gay sometimes...so I asked about the misconceptions about Lesbians....so I wrote this stuff about flannel shirts, and lady truck drivers and then I saw a show about serial killer straight men truck drivers. So I thought it would be funny to have the stereotyped Lesbian truck drivers protecting the female hitch hikers...and then you know she's Jewish so we added that in....and Joan Rivers made fun of Rose Mcgowan from Charmed...so it's on.
David
So that was made up with the waiter. She was repeating how she beat on you at work about drinking big cokes....
John
Yup. She forgot one joke. You know I'm into Chelsea Handler and her gang of comics. So I wanted to goof on myself. I wanted her to say: he's so Catholic, he bought Josh Wolf's too funny book, It takes Balls and put a piece of tape over the 'B'....so his cover of the book reads It takes alls. But she forgot it or something. Thank God the audience laughed at everything else.
David
Tell me you didn't really put tape over the 'B ' in It takes Balls.
John
Hey David...across the street. Is that a rat? A real New York City rat?
David
Nice try. You did put tape over the 'B' in balls. Dude, I am so glad you ended up in New York. It's like your therapy.
John
Or I'm your therapy. And how does that make you feel...
David
Not like putting f-ing tape over the 'b' in balls.
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