Auntie one sentence

John enters the living room after a long commute from New York involving an over crowded train and mad Parkway drive.. Aunt Margaret is seated in a chair as the Irish lace curtains blow in the ocean breeze. John flops in the chair across from her.

Aunt Margaret in one breath

IwaswatchingthatAnimalPlanetyouusedtolovewhenyouwerelittleandtheywereshowingzebrasrunningandthey
lookedsocutewhydidn'tyoulikethem?There'sstewinthekitchen.

John

Stew?

Aunt Margaret in another breath

Yeahtheyhavetheselittlehairsonthetopoftheirheadsandblackandwhitestripessocutebutyoudidn'tlikethemyou
chosetheelephantstuffedanimalAreyoulisteningtomeordaydreamingyoualwaysdaydream.

John

Zebras are good

Aunt Margaret

WellnothereontheAfricanplainsAreyougoingtohavestew?

John

Is there zebra meat in it?

Aunt Margaret

Of course not. How your mind works.

John
I think I'm losing my mind.