Stacey and David come up to John’s desk in the ad agency smiling.
Stacey
Heyyyy girlfriend
John
Hey gender neutralizer
David
They liked our wrinkle cream campaign
John
Which one they going with?
Stacey
That great one with the woman putting make up on before
images of France.
John
Eiffel Tower shot. Subtle David.
David
They liked it…case closed.
John
No I liked it. Safe though.
David to Stacey
I knew they wouldn’t go for the one with women pulling rip
cords on the side of their face, and blowing up like a pool tube.
John
Too seasonal?
David kidding to John
Anyway, we gotta watch this guy's judgement. He had a Chelsea Lately
viewing party?
Stacey
Sounds like fun. People have Oscar viewing parties. Were
there a lot of people there?
John
No, just 5 friends.
David
And his Aunt.
John
No Aunt.
David
I would never date her...Chelsea Lately.
John
No one would.
Stacey
Why?
John
Cause there’s no such person named Chelsea Lately. Her name
is Chelsea Handler dumb as..
David
I would never date her either. I will probably marry a Jewish woman. But I want a more submission
Jewish girl.
John
Ah…and what tribe would she be from. The long lost rabbi
geshia girl tribe. Think they found him living in Levittown. Bill O’Reilly
something.
Stacey bouncy
So what do you serve at a Chelsea Lately tv viewing party? It's all about the glamorous eats.
John
I had a bowl of peas…with butter on them.
David
Told you his Aunt was there.
John
No, I just realized I’m just eating fast food stuff in New
York. I thought I should eat something green. Dyed green but I guess there’s
still something good in those microwaveable peas. I want to be strong...to be able to surf again…if they get
the roller coaster out of my ocean.
Stacey
I hate you.
John
Pea-envy?
Stacey
You put butter on peas and you’re still thin.
David
And he lives with his Aunt and holds Chelsea frigging Lately
tv viewing parties.
John
I'm living the dream. And Chelsea does frig. But not you David. Cause y-o-u are
unavailable.
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