We must be vigilante?

We must be Vigilante?

John’s computer beeps that there is an email. He stops writing headlines and opens the one from David.

David

I can’t stop laughing.

John sends email to David

OK

David sends email to John

Didn’t you read Bernie’s email?

John sends email to David

I saw it was to his Account Executives…not us. Oh my God. The title is We must be Vigilante?

John clicks on Bernie’s email.

Account Executives

In these trying times of people being shot and blown up. We must be vigilante in our commitment to our all American values. We must not hate. We must always watch for suspicious packages that are sent to you or especially me as President. And most importantly: We must  tell our clients we must run ads….or they win. Even if we pause to mourn.  They win if we don’t run ads. Let’s be Bernie strong!

John

I’m speechless.

David

Oh no. As the writer y-o-u must tell Bernie he meant to say: we must be vigilant. Not vigilante.

John

No. Correcting Bernie would be the job of the Unemployed Writer. I’m the employed one.