Year of the Rabbit texts Year of the Pig

John looks over David's shoulder and reads his texts.

John

'China Doll?   That sounds fake. You could be texting a guy posing as a woman.'

David

'So I'm a Jew posing as a Chinese guy.'

John

"Better meet her in a really dark place. I don't think you could pass. for Asian.'

David

'Shoot. Do you know how I can answer this?'

John

'That's Chinese Astrology. Oh, she's born in the Year of the Rabbit. You were born in the Year o the Pig. That's compatible. Go, text her that.

David does and gets this text.

China Doll

'ROFL Year of the boar....not pig. We get along.'

David turns to John

'You said pig....it's boar.'

John

'Well if the hoof fits.'

David textes

'So r we going to get together?'

John snorts like a pig.

*snorts*

David

'Stop I'm having a romantic texting moment.'

John puts his mouth near David's ear.

*snort *snort*

Stacey comes in and drops an ad on John's desk.

'I don't even want to know. But I'm sure he deserves it.'

*snorts*

David

'She wants to meet me at this address.'

John

'Google it.'

David

'The Manhole bar'

John

'Year of the Rabbit...meet dumb bunny.'

*Blahaaaaaaaaa*