Feng shui U

Keith

'John, this office is a mess. There's no flow.  And how you can have papers in a paperless office is beyond me. Clients want to see clean, lines modernity. Your desk has no feng shui. And what's with the flying pig over your desk.'

John

'When an AE gives me a ridiculous dateline...I point at the pig...when pigs fly. Besides 'flow' takes on a whole new meaning when you are an Irish American. It involves lot's of Guinnes flowing...'

David

'...Irish and an honorary Heb. Remember I made you one of us when you marched for Israel...'

John

'And a Palestinian state...'

David

'God forgive you leave anyone out.'

Keith

'Except your boss. Me you totally ignore.'

David

'Say something?'

Keith gesters at John's open area and walks into his office.

'Feng shui this sh...stuff.'

David mumbles

'Oh Feng shui you.'

Keith sticks his head out of his office.

'...we're cleaning up so I can create positivity for 2001.'

Dave

'How about not firing offices of people. That might be positive.'

Keith comes out of his office and grabs the end of a table that's in everyone's way as they enter the room.

'Goldstein be quiet on that...and help me move this table to improve the flow. Maybe by helping me you can learn something about Feng Shui.'

John

'Feng Shui. I love New York City. So many ideas flowing around.'

Keith puts a turtle on an end table.

'How do you sleep David? In what direction?'

David

'I sleep with my head up a wealthy, executive's butt. So wealth should be coming my way...any day.'

Blythe had entered the room. As she speaks to David in a super-cheery voice, she makes quote signs with her fingers to emphasize the word 'negative'.

'David. Are we being 'negative?'

David

'Feng Shui is working. Look what flowed in Keith.'