John enters the living room of his Aunt's house. The sea breeze is pushing the Irish lace curtains forward. The billowing sight is especially welcoming after a 2 1/2 commute into crowded New York City.
Aunt Margaret
Oh I'm always so relieved to see you. Especially when there's a terrorist alert.
John
Well yeah, but you know I don't commute to Yemen. I commute to Yo-man New York City. Yo-man, I got some great stuff here....Hey I went to go to the rest room in Penn Station. And as I go to the urinal, this guy flashes a gold detective badge. So I think. Oh good. It's safe to pee. He sees me go to the urinal and says-get out of here.Guess he was after someone. But I said, oh I thought you making it safe to pee....he looked sooo mad.
Aunt Margaret
Well, nothing happened around here today. Except I froze my eggs.
John
Wow. You never talk about anything involving babies with me. What saving eggs to have a baby...like when you are in your sixties?
Aunt Margaret
I have supper warming. You'll have to try the eggs tomorrow. I think they're ok to eat.
John
I feel like I'm losing my mind again.
Aunt Margaret
My eggs. You don't listen. I must have had the refrigerator up to high. But Steffy said it's ok to eat frozen eggs..
John
You know, we always have so much to say to each other. Most of it doesn't make sense....but you can't have everything.
Aunt Margaret
Oh I'm always so relieved to see you. Especially when there's a terrorist alert.
John
Well yeah, but you know I don't commute to Yemen. I commute to Yo-man New York City. Yo-man, I got some great stuff here....Hey I went to go to the rest room in Penn Station. And as I go to the urinal, this guy flashes a gold detective badge. So I think. Oh good. It's safe to pee. He sees me go to the urinal and says-get out of here.Guess he was after someone. But I said, oh I thought you making it safe to pee....he looked sooo mad.
Aunt Margaret
Well, nothing happened around here today. Except I froze my eggs.
John
Wow. You never talk about anything involving babies with me. What saving eggs to have a baby...like when you are in your sixties?
Aunt Margaret
I have supper warming. You'll have to try the eggs tomorrow. I think they're ok to eat.
John
I feel like I'm losing my mind again.
Aunt Margaret
My eggs. You don't listen. I must have had the refrigerator up to high. But Steffy said it's ok to eat frozen eggs..
John
You know, we always have so much to say to each other. Most of it doesn't make sense....but you can't have everything.
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