Friday, June 10, 2011

Q: Who's your daddy? A: Satan. 8-}

Intense conversations tend to attrack attention. So the Jesus vs. Satan conversation going on between John and the Satanist/Film-maker, has expanded beyond the two.

David walks among the partiers to John who is looking up something on his phone.

'Hey Johnny, we're not talking religion are we?'

John

'No we're googling it.'  'Me and...what's your name?' John asks the Satanist.

Satanist

'Stan'

John

'Stan claims Satan always accepts you...no matter what you do. But with Jesus, you make one mistake and you are out. So I'm googling Jesus forgiveness.'

Blond girl gestures 'big' with her hands.

'Behold. An epic batter between evil...and boring.'

John

'Chistmas lights and...a-n-d green lighted shamrocks around St. Patrick's Day. What's Mr Satan got?'

Stan

'Lot's of women Johnny. The kind that do what you want to do...behind this cross.' Stan says and flips John's cross.

John

'I didn't come here for this. I just came for a party. So I'm just googling this one thing... 'cause what you said isn't true.'

Stan

'I don't lie.'

Blond woman laughing

'Said the Satanist.' Stan shoots her if -looks -could -kill look. 'Well, you're the one wearing the upside down cross.'

Stan takes the cross off.

Stan to John

'Nothing rules me. Do you have the courage to take off your cross.'

John

'Nope. But I'm not against anyone's religion.'

Dave

'He marched for Israel and got punched in the face...'

John

'For being a Jew...' John widens his eyes in exaggeration.

'Ah ha.  Read it and weep Stan. ' John shows the Bible Jesus Forgiveness search results.

John points to one quote.

'Look, there's one for me in any math class: Luke 23:34Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing.'
Stan

'Fine. But what I meant to say. I don't want to be forgiven. No one tells me what's wrong.' Stan slaps John's knee. 'Well have fun at my party...if you can.'

Blond girl gets up laughing.

'Googling the Bible. Who the hell does that? Awesome funny. Stan's surprised face...classic. So have fun if you can.'

John

'I a-m fun.'

David

'Not tonight, you aren't.'

John

'You're talking like Yoda. Good friend to me you are.'

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