Club Karma & the crossing guard's grand daughter.

Ajdin looks at John in disbelief  that he'd be thinking about religion while in Jersey shore's Club Karma.

Ajdin

'...you will focus on women...focus on women. I'm performing self-hypnosis on you.'

John

"Self hypnosis? Knock yourself out. Get it?'

Ajdin

'Why is the pretty girl in red shooting daggars at us."

John

'Oh her. That's the crossing guard's grand daughter. It's not at you..'

Girl in red makes her way through the crowd and leans against the bar John is seated at...'

Crossing Guard's Grand daughter

'..he just might save your life some day,'

John

'I don't need a crossing guard to cross freak'n Ocean Boulevard when it's kinda empty off-season.'

Crossing Guard's Grand daughter

'...some people think they're cool cause they surf...'

John

'Actually I'm not cool...I'm cold. That's why I was wearing a wet suit as I crossed the street with my bright blue surfboard. How could anyone not see me? Unless you are really old...'

Crossing Guard's Grand daughter

'...like my grand father...who wakes up to help kids across the street. Protecting strangers. It makes him feel...'

John

'Like Joe Cop with a badge...'

Crossing Guard's Grand daughter

'...no. Ah...valued. Like his life means something in this beach town that is all about people our age. Maybe you could have made him feel important or something. But no. You made him feel like a useless joke. But who cares? Surf's up dude!'

Crossing Guard's grand daughter walks away.

Patty grabs Ajdin and John's shoulders from behind and sticks her head between them.

'Are we having fun yet?'