John crosses beach boulevard and stops to text.
Patty
'Who are you texting?'
John
'Ajdin. I'll bet he's working on something in the haunted mansion ride.'
Patty rolls her eyes.
John
'Well. Doesn't that wail sound amplified?' 'Ah, here. He texted back.'
John reads Ajdin's text.
'What?'
John texts Ajdin.
dude didn't say i was havn sex. said sorry bout the text on sat nite butt where r u.
Ajdin's text
u said sex sorry butt tex thought u wuz wita sorry-ass tex grl ;p
Patty is up on the boardwalk.
'John. There's a woman in white, floating just above the beach.'
Patty
'Who are you texting?'
John
'Ajdin. I'll bet he's working on something in the haunted mansion ride.'
Patty rolls her eyes.
John
'Well. Doesn't that wail sound amplified?' 'Ah, here. He texted back.'
John reads Ajdin's text.
'What?'
John texts Ajdin.
dude didn't say i was havn sex. said sorry bout the text on sat nite butt where r u.
Ajdin's text
u said sex sorry butt tex thought u wuz wita sorry-ass tex grl ;p
Patty is up on the boardwalk.
'John. There's a woman in white, floating just above the beach.'
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