Wednesday, August 19, 2015

The Undocumented Lesbian

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SHORT FILM SCRIPTt:
TITLE: The Undocumented Lesbian
By John J. Pender Jr.

CAMERA SHOT: TOP OF SOMBRERO. IT STRAIGHTENS AND WE LOOK INTO THE FACE OF A WOMAN.

                                                                            LESBIAN
                                                      ‘Another stinking border town.’ 
CAMERA SHOT: LESBIAN POINTS UP.
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OUTDOORS: CAMERA SHOT: SIGN: Welcome to Sayreville.
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CAMERA SHOT: CLOSE UP OF LESBIAN’S FACE
                                                                          LESBIAN
‘You don’t see us…. But we are everywhere. On the border…working in your house of worship.’
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CAMERA SHOT: SIGN:  GENTLEMAN’S CLUB, Naked Women Dancers.
                                                                         LESBIAN
                                                ‘Making our way across the river’
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CAMERA SHOT: Sign: Raritan River
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CAMERA SHOT: LESBIAN’S FACE.
                                                                     
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                                                                      LESBIAN
                                        ‘And respected, with offices in your corporations.’
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CAMERA SHOT: LESBIAN, WORKING AT A DESK IN A PARKING GARAGE. CAR PULLS UP TO PARK WITH MUSIC BLARING.  
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CAMERA SHOT: LESBIAN AT HER DESK. WAVING AWAY CAR EXHAUST.                                                                    
                                                                 LESBIAN
                                                    ‘Hey! I’m working here!’
CAMERA SHOT: CLOSE UP LESBIAN’S FACE
                                                                   
                                                                  LESBIAN
‘And why wouldn’t we be corporate? We know how to fit in…like how to dress for Casual Friday.’
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CAMERA SHOT: ELEVADOR, PEOPLE IN CORPORATE CASUAL WEAR.
SFX: OFF CAMERA: ‘Hold it?’
CAMERA SHOT: LESBIAN ENTERS ELEVADOR. SHE IS DRESSED IN A CONSTRUCTION HAT JEANS AND WORK BOOTS. NOTICES A WOMAN STARING AT HER.
LESBIANTIPS HER HAT.
                                                                    LESBIAN
                               ‘I know. Cute huh?  Hat works on the beach too. ‘
SFX: TAPS METAL CONSTRUCTION HAT
                                                                   LESBIAN
                                ‘windy day at the beach…this hat ain’t flying nowhere….’
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CAMERA SHOT:  ELEVATOR OF BIZ CASUAL-DRESSED PEOPLE STARRING AT HER
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LESBIAN TO SKINNY MAN
                                                                LESBIAN
              ‘Try wearing a wide-brimmed, floppy, girly-hat on Fire Island on a windy day…right honey? ‘
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CAMERA SHOT: SKINNY MAN TRIES TO STAND MORE MANLY
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CAMERA SHOT: CLOSE-UP OF LESBIAN
                                                             LESBIAN
                                          ‘ We are brilliant citizens…just like you.’
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CAMERA SHOT: OUTDOORS. MAN, HEAD DOWN, TEXTING AND WALKING INTO A POLE.
                                                           LESBIAN
                  ‘America. Think. How lost you would be without us.’
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OUTDOORS: CAMERA SHOT:  HOME DEPO SIGN
INT.: CAMERA SHOT: MAN IN HOME DEPO TOOL DEPARTMENT.
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CAMERA SHOT OF EMPTY AISLE
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CAMERA CLOSE UP OF MAN
                                                         
                                                         
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                                                                  MAN
      ‘Hello? Anybody here? I need a phillips head… I’m fun. Please wait on me.’              
                                                      LESBIAN
                                       ‘We are business people.’
INTERIOR: Lesbian bringing work boots to a woman in a shoe store.
                                                     LESBIAN
‘Sexy or what….and they have a steel toe.’
INT.: CAMERA SHOT: LESBIAN’S FACE

                                                      LESBIAN
                             ‘And we need a road to citizenship.’
                                                     LESBIAN
                     ‘Hell… we can build our own road to citizenship.’
OUTDOORS: CAMERA SHOT: WOMAN WORKING ON THE ROAD CREW
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CAMERA SHOT OF LESBIAN FACE
                                                     LESBIAN
             ‘All we need is tolerance. America…can you do it?’

INT.: CAMERA SHOT: MAN’S FACE
                                                       MAN
                                     ‘Tolerance. I can do it!’


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INT. CAMERA CLOSE UP OF WOMAN’S FACE

                                            WOMAN
                                      ‘Tolerance. I can do it!

INT. : CAMERA SHOT: GROUP OF PEOPLE

                                       GROUP OF PEOPLE
                                 ‘Tolerance. We can do it!’

CAMERA SHOT: CLOSE UP OF LESBIAN’S FACE
                                                      LESBIAN
                      ‘Tolerance. America. I know you can do it.’ 
LESBIAN LOOKS OFF CAMERA
                                                  LESBIAN
                                             ‘Let’s go honey.’
CAMERA SHOT: LESBIAN KISSES A BLACK WOMAN
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CAMERA SHOT:
INTER RACIAL LESBIAN COUPLE WALK OFF HOLDING HANDS.
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INT.: CAMERA SHOT: CLOSE UP OF WHITE WOMAN
                                       
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                                       WHITE WOMAN
             ‘A White and a Black woman together? Oh hell no!’

CAMERA SHOT: CREDITS





Wednesday, August 5, 2015

there's a fine eyeliner between the lies and the truth

The Irish lace curtains, flow in on the sea breeze. John is curled up in a chair, watching them catch the sunlight….highlighting the lace work.  Aunt Margaret rushes into the room.

                                                                   Aunt Margaret

                                       Nothing is made like it used to be. It’s all junk.

                                                                John sitting up

Did something fall off the house…a gutter or shingle or something?

                                                                Aunt Margaret

No. I’m talking about my make up. I’ve been buying this same make up for 25 years. And it used to make my skin look great.
                                                               John thinking

Choice 1  Could say: You buried the lead…25 years ago.
Choice 2 Just shut up, shut up shut up. Can’t... she’s waiting for a response.

                                                                    John
                                    Your skin looks good without make up

                                                           John thinking

…especially for someone who lives at the beach.   Shut up shut up shut up

                                                          Aunt Margaret

That was soo nice John. Want me to make you something for lunch?

                                                           John thinks
                                                           
                                    Remembers how Aunt Margaret cooks. Everything blackened. Oh God no.

                                                                John
                                                         
                                                         No I’m good.

Aunt Margaret leaves the room. The Irish lace curtains look like angel wings, flowing in the breeze. Arch Angel Michael you can slap me silly for lying…but I’m liking myself right now.