Saturday, April 12, 2014

#randomjeopardy

Q What is a sign of the end of days? A When Hannah Montana dances like Idaho.
  1. Q. Number 1 on bucket list. A. Waking up. * * on
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    Q. Why not? A. New York.
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    Q Why? A. New Jersey
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    Q. Why eat a chocolate Easter Bunny?.A. Because Christ has risen.
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  5.  2h
    Q. the cost is too high. A. What is McDonald's free coffee?
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    Q. Taco Bell Breakfast A. How to rise & hurl.
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    Q search Congress. A. How to find work where you don't have to work.
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    Q. I'll have Senator Ted Cruz A. How to order green eggs with lot's of ham.
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    Q. I give you Senator Harry Reid A How to introduce a spouse who is just blowing money.
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    Q. Kim Kardashian A. What's a wise crack to say to a plumber who is showing too much crack.
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  11.  2h
    Q. I'm Madonna. A. What to say to a zombie so he doesn't eat you.
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    Q. Vladimir Putin A. What to say when it's last call and you want to be randomly invaded.
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    Q Anthony Bourdain, Parts Unknown. A: What do women say when they see Anthony Bourdain naked. 8-p
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