Girl Patel, Stacey and David are drinking water and coffee
as John enters the break room at the agency.
Stacey
…she’s always been a b…and really fun. So wrong…
Girl Patel
…and now with that Fashion Nazi show…or whatever….she goes
harsh on all the stars…for the way they dress…
David
How old is Joan?
John walks up
She said they opened an Egyptian tomb…and found a picture of
her.
Stacey
She really went after Rose McGowan
David
Shhh…don’t say actors names, You know Bernie is paranoid
about some media rep over hearing something and yapping about it to some
network whatever and it becoming a thing…
Girl Patel
Who?
John
She was on Ch
David
Shhhhh…No show names…actors..gossip Seriously.
John
3 witches. I follow her on twitter
Stacey
And his imaginary girlfriend
John
I follow Alyssa on twitter too. That’s why I saw that
Fashion show too. I thought why bash Rose….so mean. And I have a theory why J
woman went after Rose, Cause she couldn’t go after Alyssa. Alyssa was supposed
to be on Fashion… whatever. She got sick. Couldn’t do the show. Was supposed to
do the show next week. But I check it out. She’s not on. J woman makes fun of
what Rose is wearing in a really bad photo. But then goes way rotten and talks
about Rose’s supposed bad plastic surgery. Really nasty. And Joan should talk.
Her stiff, plastic face looks like she’s ready to lie next Chavez in a
glass-topped coffin. Rose looked great on Once. And rose loved Elizabeth
Taylor. Joan always trashed her.
Stacey
Why not go after Alyssa?
John
She’s married to a Hollywood power broker. I don’t know but…this is what I think. And
show business is sick rotten with nasty people. Simon Cow…I mean hello.
Stacey
Unlike Advertising in New York…which is so kind.
Bernie pokes his head in.
There’s my little money-making team. David…dressed on in black again. Who died?
Why not dress like John? Bright colors like you are dressed for the beach.
David
Cause I create. I don’t f…ing surf.
Stacey, John and Girl Patel
But you should…
(They laugh.)
Girl Patel is surfing on her cell phone
Girl Patel
Ah….Alyssa Milano is going to be on Fashion Police tonight
at 10.
John
And that’s show biz.
